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You sure you don't want to go?" Grandma Mazur asked my mother."I didn't know Moogey Bues," my mother told her. "I've got better things to do than to go to a viewing of a perfect stranger.""I wouldn't go either," Grandma Mazur said, "but I'm helping Stephanie with this here manhunt. Maybe Kenny Mancuso will show up, and Stephanie will need some extra muscle. I was watching Television, and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down.""She's your responsibility," my mother said to me. "She sticks her fingers in anybody's eyes I'm holding you accountable.
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The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled.Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting.
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