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Author: Jarod Kintz
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  1. Jarod Kintz _ I Want

    I want to be more like James Bond, and less like Ian Fleming.
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  2. Jarod Kintz _ This Book Title is Invisible

    When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don't know-I'm not Nicholas Sparks.
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  3. Jarod Kintz _ There are Two Typos of People

    Sometimes I wish Jim Morrison were still alive, because I'd love to see a concert in which "The Doors" opened up for "The Cars.
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  4. Jarod Kintz _ At even one penny, this book

    If we're friends, I'm only the funniest guy you know because you don't know John Cleese.
Or Steve Martin. Or Jack Handey. Or, or, or, I could go on for Orafoura.
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  5. Jarod Kintz _ This Book is Not for Sale

    I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."
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  6. Jarod Kintz _ This Book Has No Title

    I have a rating system I apply to all people. Mao Zedong might have a Meow Factor of four, but I like to keep my Meow Factor as close to zero as I can. This system is not to be confused with my HV methodology, where I assign myself a Hooray Value of five.
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