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Julie Kenner _ The Trouble with Demons
opened the vial of holy water and dumped it in with the wipes. I could practically see the ad campaign: Blessed be your baby's bottom … Now with Aloe!
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Julie Kenner _ Demons Are Forever
Once upon a time, I'd thought demon-hunting was hard. But that was before I'd become a mom. Trust me. In comparison to parenting, stalking and killing demons is a piece of cake.
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Julie Kenner _ The Trouble with Demons
That's the bittersweet part of being a mom. You slather on all that love and attention so that your kids will grow up strong, confident, and self-sufficient. And if you've done your job right, you've raised grown-ups who can go off and manage just fine without you.
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Julie Kenner _ Carpe Demon
My meeting with my alimentatore was at noon,
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Julie Kenner _ Carpe Demon
I mean, really. Who needs Pilates when you've got a town full of demons?
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Julie Kenner _ Tainted
What? Look at my newly mutilated flesh? Screw you!
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Julie Kenner _ Torn
Fuck you. I countered, demonstrating my keen skill at argument.
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Julie Kenner _ Torn
They served "Good Food" but only a G, an O and a D were lit up. Personally, I doubted God dined there. Unless God was keen on samonella poisoning and rat droppings in the hamburgers. But then again, what did I know?
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Julie Kenner _ Tainted
They weren't wearing their handy-dandy I'm an Evil Demon T-shirts; nevertheless, I could tell they were coming for me.
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Julie Kenner _ Torn
No, I wanna go kick puppies," she retorted.
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Julie Kenner _ Torn
Distract him? What the hell was I supposed to do? Strip naked and do the hula?
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Julie Kenner _ Tainted
Can I just say that dying sucks? All that bullshit about seeing the light and having this inner peace, blah, blah, blah. It's crap.
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