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  1. Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman _ Good Omens: The Nice and

    So computers are tools of the devil?" thought Newt. He had no problem believing it. Computers had to be the tools of somebody, and all he knew for certain was that it definitely wasn't him.
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  2. Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman _ Good Omens: The Nice and

    Oh, he did his best to make their short lives miserable, because that was his job, but nothing he could think up was half as bad as the stuff they thought up themselves.
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  3. Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman _ Good Omens: The Nice and

    It was then that Marvin got religion. Not the quiet, personal kind, that involves doing good deeds and living a better life; not even the kind that involves putting on a suit and ringing' people's doorbells; but the kind that involves having your own TV network and getting people to send you money."
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  4. Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman _ Good Omens: The Nice and

    {And there was the matter of Dick Turpin. It looked like the same car, except that forever afterwards it seemed able to do 250 miles on a gallon of petrol, ran so quietly that you practically had to put your mouth over the exhaust pipe to see if the engine was firing , and issued its voice-synthesized warnings in a series of exquisite and perfectly-phrased haikus, each one original and apt...Late frost burns the bloomWould a fool not let the belt Restrain the body?...it would say. And,The cherry blossomTumbles from the highest treeOne needs more petrol}
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  5. Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman _ Good Omens: The Nice and

    God does not play games with His loyal servants", said the Metatron, but in a worried tone of voice."Whoopee", said Crowley."
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  6. Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman _ Good Omens: The Nice and

    5.Buggre Alle this for a Larke I amme sick to mye Hart of typefetinge. Master Biltonn if no Gentelmann, and Master Scagges now more that a tighte fisted Southwarke Knobbefticke. I telle you, onne a daye laike thif Ennywone withe half and oz of Sense shoulde bee oute in the Suneshain, ane nott Stucke here alle the lielong dale inn thif mowldey olde By-Our-Lady Workefhoppe *AE@;I*
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  7. Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman _ Good Omens: The Nice and

    Having a baby is the single mos joyous co-experience that two human beings can share, and he wasn't going to miss a second of it.He got one of the Secret Service men to videotape it for him.
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  8. Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman _ Good Omens: The Nice and

    gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide
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  9. Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman _ Good Omens: The Nice and

    Sister Mary was a nurse and nurses, whatever their creed, are primarily nurses, which had a lot to do with wearing your watch upside down, keeping calm in emergencies, and dying for a cup of tea.
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  10. Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman _ Good Omens: The Nice and

    It was then that Marvin got religion. Not the quiet, personal kind, that involves doing good deeds and living a better life; not even the kind that involves putting on a suit and ringing' people's doorbells; but the kind that involves having your own TV network and getting people to send you money.
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  11. Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman _ Good Omens: The Nice and

    God does not play games with His loyal servants", said the Metatron, but in a worried tone of voice."Whoopee", said Crowley.
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  12. Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman

    Is that him?" said Sister Mary, staring at the baby. "Only I'd expected funny eyes. Red, or green. Or teensy-weensy little hoofikins. Or a widdle tail." She turned him around as she spoke. No horns either. The Devil's child looked ominously normal
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