Book: Calvin and Hobbes
Quotes of Book: Calvin and Hobbes
Hobbes: "Whatcha doin'?"Calvin: "Getting rich!"Hobbes: "Really?"Calvin: "Yep. I'm writing a self-help book! There's a huge market for this stuff."Calvin: "First you convince people there's something wrong with them. That's easy because advertising has already conditioned people to feel insecure about their weight, looks, social status, sex appeal, and so on."Calvin: "Next, you convince them that the problem is not their fault and that they're victims of larger forces. That's easy, because it's what people believe anyway. Nobody wants to be responsible for his own situation."Calvin: "Finally, you convince them that with your expert advice and encouragement, they can conquer their problem and be happy."Hobbes: "Ingenious. What problem will help people solve?"Calvin: "Their addiction to self-help books!"Calvin: "My book is called, "Shut up and stop whining: How to do something with your life besides think about yourself.""Hobbes: "You should probably wait for the advance before you buy anything."Calvin: "The trouble is... If my program works, I won't be able to write a sequel. book-quoteCalvin: Today at school, I tried to decide whether to cheat on my test or not. I wondered, is it better to do the right thing and fail ... or is it better to do the wrong thing and succeed? On the one hand, undeserved success gives no satisfaction ... but on the other hand, well-deserved failure gives no satisfaction either. Of course, most everybody cheats some time or other. People always bend the rules if they think they can get away with it. Then again, that doesn't justify my cheating. Then I thought, look, cheating on one little test isn't such a big deal. It doesn't hurt anyone. But then I wondered if I was just rationalizing my unwillingness to accept the consequence of not studying. Still, in the real world, people care about success, not principles. Then again, maybe that's why the world is such a mess. What a dilemma!Hobbes: So what did you decide?Calvin: Nothing. I ran out of time and I had to turn in a blank paper.Hobbes: Anymore, simply acknowledging the issue is a moral victory.Calvin: Well, it just seemed wrong to cheat on an ethics test. book-quote
