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Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?
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Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky
Think they work you too hard? Think of poor Ali Sard. He has to mow grass in his uncle's backyard and its quick growing grass and it grows as he mows it the faster he mows it the faster he grows it. And all that his stingy old uncle will pay for his shoving mower around the hay is piffulous pay of two dooklas a day. And Ali can't live on such piffulous pay!
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Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky
Oh, the jobs people work at! Out west near Hawtch-Hawtch there's a Hawtch-Hawtcher bee watcher, his job is to watch. Is to keep both his eyes on the lazy town bee, a bee that is watched will work harder you see. So he watched and he watched, but in spite of his watch that bee didn't work any harder not mawtch. So then somebody said "Our old bee-watching man just isn't bee watching as hard as he can, he ought to be watched by another Hawtch-Hawtcher! The thing that we need is a bee-watcher-watcher!". Well, the bee-watcher-watcher watched the bee-watcher. He didn't watch well so another Hawtch-Hawtcher had to come in as a watch-watcher-watcher! And now all the Hawtchers who live in Hawtch-Hawtch are watching on watch watcher watchering watch, watch watching the watcher who's watching that bee. You're not a Hawtch-Watcher you're lucky you see!
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Dr. Seuss
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Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky
You ought to be thankful a hole heaping lot, for The places and people you're lucky you're not!
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Dr. Seuss
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Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky
Be grateful you're not in the forest in FranceWhere the average young person just hasn't a chanceTo escape from the perilous pants eating plantsBut your pants are safe, you're a fortunate guyYou ought to be shouting how lucky am I
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Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky
When you think things are bad,when you feel sour and blue,when you start to get mad...you should do what I do!Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky!Some people are much more...oh, ever so much more...oh, muchly much-much moreunlucky than you!
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