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  1. Chuck Palahniuk _ Doomed

    It's worth noting up front that I have always conceived of my mind as a digestive organ. A stomach for processing knowledge, if you will. As a looping, wrinkled mass, a human brain unmistakably looks like gray intestines, and it's within these thinking bowels that my experiences are broken down, consumed to become my life story. My thoughts occur as flavorful burps or acrid barf. The indigestible gristle and bone of my memories are expelled as these words.
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  2. Chuck Palahniuk _ Doomed

    Why do the impulsive notions of a would-be do-gooder always translate into the ideals of the next civilization?
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  3. Chuck Palahniuk _ Doomed

    People in love -with nurturing, attentive non-movie-star parents- they would never invent gravity. Nothing except deep misery leads to real success.
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  4. Chuck Palahniuk _ Doomed

    ...but my mom's going to hate being hated. she's a skinny beautiful lady with perfect hair; she's just not equipped to deal with hate.
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  5. Chuck Palahniuk _ Doomed

    Nothing offers better public relations fodder than something you can rescue and love intensively for a month and then be filmed burying at a lavish funeral.
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  6. Chuck Palahniuk _ Doomed

    Please note, you future dead persons, whenever you shut off a fluorescent bulb or a cathode ray tube and see a residual photon-green glow, that glow is trapped human ectoplasm. Ghosts are forever being snared in lightbulbs.
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  7. Chuck Palahniuk _ Doomed

    Like it or not, the road to Hell is paved with sustainable bamboo flooring.
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  8. Chuck Palahniuk _ Doomed

    Plainly and simply put, Purgatory is where you unwrite the book of your life story.
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  9. Chuck Palahniuk _ Doomed

    Every direction I could see to go was just a different nightmare.
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  10. Chuck Palahniuk _ Doomed

    I was eleven years old with menarche barreling down on me like a speeding bloodmobile.
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  11. Chuck Palahniuk _ Doomed

    Between wiener juice and lung blood, I'd say that chambray shirt was a goner.
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  12. Chuck Palahniuk _ Doomed

    Which is why God has erected such a firewall between the living and the dead: because the predead always distort whatever the postalive tell them. Jesus or Mohammad or Siddharta, whenever any dead person has come back to offer some banal bit of advice, the living recipient misinterprets every word of it.
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