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  1. Janet Evanovich _ Hardcore Twenty-Four

    zombie, all you have to do is douse your shop in my stink spray.
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  2. Janet Evanovich _ Hardcore Twenty-Four

    Dear Lord,' Lula said, 'Bless this disgusting, swelled-up groundhog and take him into the Kingdom of Heaven or wherever it is that dead groundhogs are supposed to go. Amen.' We both made the sign of the cross. 'I would have said more, but I didn't really know the deceased,' Lula said.
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  3. Janet Evanovich _ Hardcore Twenty-Four

    He pooped twice, and I didn't pick it up. My feeling is if God wanted me to pick up dog poop he would have made it look like diamonds and smell like roses.
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  4. Janet Evanovich _ Hardcore Twenty-Four

    Do I look like I'm dressed for a snake jamboree? I don't think so.
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  5. Janet Evanovich _ Hardcore Twenty-Four

    I'm told there's a paint specialist in Denver who does wonderful work," Judy said. "I've started a GoFundMe page for Mr. Murphy." "That's a excellent idea," Lula said. "I hear those pages rake in big bucks. And they got a good variety of weed in Denver, too.
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  6. Janet Evanovich _ Hardcore Twenty-Four

    I don't think there's a degree in protesting." "There's a lot to learn," Lula said. "You gotta know about making signs and holding them up in the right fashion. And there's ways to be obnoxious and provoke a fight. Then you gotta shout slogans and such.
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  7. Janet Evanovich _ Hardcore Twenty-Four

    If Lula was a pastry she'd be a big chocolate cupcake with a lot of frosting. I'd be more of a croissant with a ponytail.
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  8. Janet Evanovich _ Hardcore Twenty-Four

    Suppose I was able to get to court, and the zombies followed me there, and they ate all the people's brains who were in the court?''This is Trenton,' Lula said. 'You might not notice.
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  9. Janet Evanovich _ Hardcore Twenty-Four

    I'll have one of my men drop a car off for you." "Thanks. I'll try not to lose it." "If you can manage to keep it intact for a week, it's yours. If it gets stolen, blown up, crushed by a garbage truck, set on fire, filled with cement, or dies an untimely death by any other means, I'll expect you to spend the night with me.
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  10. Janet Evanovich _ Hardcore Twenty-Four

    Your grandmother needs a ride to the viewing, and I'm holding you responsible if she shoots someone, gets arrested, or tries to take a selfie with the deceased.
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  11. Janet Evanovich _ Hardcore Twenty-Four

    My feeling is if God wanted me to pick up dog poop he would have made it look like diamonds and smell like roses.
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  12. Janet Evanovich _ Hardcore Twenty-Four

    I'm short. I have to think tall.
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