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  1. Janet Evanovich _ High Five

    My mother came into the kitchen. "Whose car is that parked in front of our house?" "That's Stephanie's new car," Grandma said. "Isn't it a pip?" One of my mother's eyebrows raised in question. "Two new cars? Where are these cars coming from?" "Company cars," I said. "Oh?" "Anal sex is not involved," I told her. My mother and grandmother both gasped. "Sorry," I said. "It just slipped out." "I thought only homosexual men did anal sex," Grandma said. "Anybody with an anus can do it," I told her. "Hmm," she said. "I got one of them.
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  2. Janet Evanovich _ High Five

    Omigod. He gave you a car?""He said it was an investment in our working relationship. What does that mean?""What kind of car is it?""A new Porsche.""That's at least oral sex.""Be serious!" I said."Okay, the truth is . . . It's beyond oral sex. It could be, you know, butt stuff.""I'll return the car.""Stephanie, this is a Porsche!""And I think he's flirting with me, but I'm not sure.
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  3. Janet Evanovich _ High Five

    You're working with a guy named Tank?""He's big." "Jesus," Morelli said. "I had to fall in love with a woman who works with a guy named Tank." "You love me?""Of course I love you. I just don't want to marry you.
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  4. Janet Evanovich _ High Five

    there who'll take advantage.
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  5. Janet Evanovich _ High Five

    Well, damn," Lula said, "I can hear his little feet going, but I can't see him. He's lost in between all these cars.
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  6. Janet Evanovich _ High Five

    I ate the 100 Grand bar first, and then the Kit Kat,
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  7. Janet Evanovich _ High Five

    I rolled my eyes so far into the back of my head I saw myself Thinking"- Stephanie Plum High Five
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  8. Janet Evanovich _ High Five

    Congratulations. You caught yourself a Munchkin.
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  9. Janet Evanovich _ High Five

    Maybe Bunchy was actually Allen Funt in disguise, and I was on funniest bounty hunter bloopers. Margaret
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  10. Janet Evanovich _ High Five

    I want nothing. There is no pizza. There is no you, no me, no us, no pizza. And don't ever call me again, you scummy, slimy fungus-ridden dog turd, piece of fly crud.
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  11. Janet Evanovich _ High Five

    was dressed in black jeans, black motorcycle boots, a black T-shirt, and a black leather motorcycle jacket.
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  12. Janet Evanovich _ High Five

    Ranger took his SEALs hat off and put it on me, tucking my hair behind my ears, letting his hands linger a moment too long. "You have to believe in what you're doing." That could be a problem. And Ranger could be a problem. I was feeling much too attracted to him.
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