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  1. Bill Watterson _ Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

    How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food and beer conglomerates. Who'd have ever guessed product consumption, popular entertainment and spirituality would mix so harmoniously. It's a beautiful world, all right.
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  2. Bill Watterson _ Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

    Today for show & tell, I've brought in some flash cards I made. Each card has a letter followed by several dashes. When I show the card, you yell out the vulgar, obscene or blasphemous word they stand for! …Ready? …She's such a hypocrite about building vocabulary.
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  3. Bill Watterson _ Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

    Quick! To the Bat-Fax!
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  4. Bill Watterson _ Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

    I'm leaking brain lubricant.
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  5. Bill Watterson _ Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

    Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding.
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  6. Bill Watterson _ Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

    Oh lovely snowball, packed with care, smack a head that's unaware! Then with freezing ice to spare, melt and soak through underwear! Fly straight and true, hit hard and square! This, oh snowball, is my prayer. I only throw consecrated snowballs."
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  7. Bill Watterson _ Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

    S...For Stupendous!T...For Tiger, ferocity of!U...For Underwear, Red!P...For Power, Incredible!E...For excellent physique!N...For...Um...Something..Hm, well, I'll come back to that...D...For Determination!U...For...Wait, How do you spell this? Is it "I"??
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  8. Bill Watterson _ Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

    This tiger is sprawledSo still and so flat,A question arisesWhen glancing thereat.Is he asleep? to bePerfectly frank,He looks more as ifHe was creamed by a tank!
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  9. Bill Watterson _ Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

    BE CAREFUL, OR BE ROADKILL!
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  10. Bill Watterson _ Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

    Don't look into car headlights and freeze, because you'll either get run over or shot!
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  11. Bill Watterson _ Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

    My book is called, "Shut Up And Stop Whining: How To Do Something With Your Life Besides Think About Yourself.
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  12. Bill Watterson _ Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

    Idiocy is the essence of the male mind.
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