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  1. Janet Evanovich _ Lean Mean Thirteen

    Okay, so this had all the makings of a cluster fuck, but there was a Dairy Queen Oreo Cheese-Quake Blizzard waiting for me somewhere.
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  2. Janet Evanovich _ Lean Mean Thirteen

    I swear, you're a crazy person. You go around up to your eyeballs in snakes and dead people and exploding beavers. It's just not normal. Even when I was a 'ho, my life wasn't that freaky."
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  3. Janet Evanovich _ Lean Mean Thirteen

    Babe, nothing's been happening in my bed, and no one's going to see your underpants in this meeting unless you go goofy.
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  4. Janet Evanovich _ Lean Mean Thirteen

    knees and your shirt caught in your zipper." "I don't remember that part," Dickie said. "Did I used to do that?" "Yes." Dickie started laughing. "I wasn't making a lot of money back then. I couldn't afford a hotel room." "It's not funny!" I said. "Sure it is. Grass stains and rug burns are always funny." He looked over at Morelli. "She didn't like to do doggy." Morelli slid a look at me and smiled. There wasn't much I didn't like
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  5. Janet Evanovich _ Lean Mean Thirteen

    Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take a night off. Have a glass of wine, watch some television, and go to bed early.
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  6. Janet Evanovich _ Lean Mean Thirteen

    When I was young, I got a lot of tattoos, and now they don't look so good. One time, I got drunk and got Eisenhower tattooed on my balls, but now he looks like Orville Redenbacher.
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  7. Janet Evanovich _ Lean Mean Thirteen

    Women grow up wary, and men grow up thinking they're immortal.
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  8. Janet Evanovich _ Lean Mean Thirteen

    You don't look like a cop," I told him. "All the other guys wear suits." "I've been asked by the chief not to wear a suit. I look like a casino pit boss when I wear a suit. I don't inspire trust.
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  9. Janet Evanovich _ Lean Mean Thirteen

    The doorbell rang and Grandma ran to get it. "It's him," she said to me. "It's my honey." My father got out of his chair in the living room and took his seat at the table. "I don't care if he craps in a bag," he said to Ranger. "I'll give you a hundred bucks if you can scare him into marrying her and moving her into his room at the old people's home.
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  10. Janet Evanovich _ Lean Mean Thirteen

    I could use some lunch." "Do you have any money?" "No," Lula said. "Do you?" "No." "There's only one thing to do then. Senior buffet." Ten minutes later, I pulled into the Costco parking lot.
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  11. Janet Evanovich _ Lean Mean Thirteen

    My instructions were to disable the car, but one of my men bet Hal a burger he couldn't get the engine out. So Hal removed the engine.
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  12. Janet Evanovich _ Lean Mean Thirteen

    Hey!" Lula yelled, back in Ranger's face. "You look at me when I'm having a breakdown. And don't pull that mysterio silent shit on me. I don't take that bus, you see what I'm saying?
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