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Janet Evanovich
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Look Alive Twenty-Five
All us good citizens in Jersey got attitude. We got pride. We got brass balls the size of watermelons. We got rude hand gestures and loaded guns... most of us. It's not like we're a pushover state like California. If you want to make points and get extra virgins when you blow yourself up, clearly Jersey is the place to accomplish that, you see what I'm saying? It's not like we're easy.
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Janet Evanovich
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Look Alive Twenty-Five
My favored exercise was walking the length of the mall to get to Cinnabon.
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Janet Evanovich
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key to true happiness is lowered expectations.
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Janet Evanovich
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An orgasm is an orgasm, but getting there can leave you with a herniated disc if you aren't careful.
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Janet Evanovich
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Once again, the key to true happiness is lowered expectations.
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Janet Evanovich
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I give people gift cards," Lula said. "You could buy them in the supermarket. They're easy. There's gift cards for everything from Starbucks to Target and in between. I like them on account of the message they send. I figure it puts people on notice. A gift card says I feel obligated to get you something, but I don't care enough to put any effort into finding just the right gift. Gives people some idea of their place in your life, you see what I'm saying?
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Janet Evanovich
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Look Alive Twenty-Five
A gift card says I feel obligated to get you something, but I don't care enough to put any effort into finding just the right gift.
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That sounds like something sick," Lula said. "What kind of a person would participate in a cornhole competition? I personally wouldn't be involved in anything to do with cornholes.
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