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  1. James Patterson _ Middle School, The Worst Years

    you're a big loser,
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  2. James Patterson _ Middle School, The Worst Years

    It feels as honest as the day is crummy that I begin this tale of total desperation and woe with me, my pukey sister, Georgia, and Leonardo the Silent sitting like rotting sardines in the back of a Hills Village Police Department cruiser.
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  3. James Patterson _ Middle School, The Worst Years

    Well, well," Miller said. "Look who it is." He pulled me up and slammed my back into the wall. Then he got right up in my face. I could see the Cheetos in his teeth.
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  4. James Patterson _ Middle School, The Worst Years

    Next, I went out to the garage and snuck a can of Zoom out of Bear's not-as-much-of-a-secret-as-he-thinks-it-is stash. He keeps cases and cases of it out there, just for himself, but he never notices if a few are missing.
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  5. James Patterson _ Middle School, The Worst Years

    Mom wouldn't be home until late, and both Georgia and Bear were asleep by nine-Georgia because she's a kid, and Bear because he's always so tired after a long day of NOT working. I'm
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  6. James Patterson _ Middle School, The Worst Years

    going. "'Your wife is ugly, and your daughter too. I think this play is stupid, so guess what? I'm out of here and you can kiss my-
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  7. James Patterson _ Middle School, The Worst Years

    By Friday, I could tell something was missing. Just breaking the rules by itself wasn't going to cut it. I needed something more. I needed a boost in my game.
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  8. James Patterson _ Middle School, The Worst Years

    Mom said. "I'm proud of you, honey. You must be doing something right. Whatever it is, just keep doing it." "Oh, I will," I told her, just before I shoved some more scrambled eggs into my big fat not-quite-lying mouth.
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  9. James Patterson _ Middle School, The Worst Years

    How about you, Rafe?" she asked when Georgia finally took a breath. "What do you think of middle school so far?" "Well," I said, "it's not as bad as I thought it was going to
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  10. James Patterson _ Middle School, The Worst Years

    I decided that every rule in the Hills Village Middle School Code of Conduct should be worth a certain number of points, depending on how hard it was to break. Of course, this meant I could get into some serious trouble, so I decided to make that worth a bunch of points too.
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  11. James Patterson _ Middle School, The Worst Years

    of all, it needed a name. I thought about it for a while and came up with Operation R.A.F.E., which stands for: Rules Aren't For Everyone
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  12. James Patterson _ Middle School, The Worst Years

    Now Mom was working double shifts at the diner all the time just to make enough money, and Bear was spending 99 percent of his time on our couch, except maybe to go to the bathroom or to collect his stupid unemployment check.
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