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  1. Terry Pratchett _ Monstrous Regiment

    It's hard to be an ornithologist and walk through a wood when all around you the world is shouting: 'Bugger off, this is my bush! Aargh, the nest thief! Have sex with me, I can make my chest big and red!
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  2. Terry Pratchett _ Monstrous Regiment

    If they look as though they're worried, we'll move in.''And do what exactly?' said Polly.'Threaten to shoot them,' said Maladict firmly.'And if they don't believe us?''Then we'll threaten to shoot them ,' said Maladict. 'Happy? And I hope to hell they've got some coffee!
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  3. Terry Pratchett _ Monstrous Regiment

    A woman always has half an onion left over, no matter what the size of the onion, the dish or the woman
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  4. Terry Pratchett _ Monstrous Regiment

    Bein' a soldier is not hard. If it was, soldiers would not be able to do it."
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  5. Terry Pratchett _ Monstrous Regiment

    Perhaps that's why men did it. You didn't do it to save duchesses, or countries. You killed the enemy to stop him killing your mates, that they in turn might save you ...
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  6. Terry Pratchett _ Monstrous Regiment

    She is standing just behind you. Just behind your right shoulder."In the silence of the woods, Polly turned."I can't see her," she said."I am happy for you," said Wazzer, handing her the empty mug."But I didn't see anything," said Polly."No," said Wazzer. "But you turned around...
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  7. Terry Pratchett _ Monstrous Regiment

    Happier than a terrier in a barrel full of rats
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  8. Terry Pratchett _ Monstrous Regiment

    Ankh-Morpork is a godless city--''I thought it had more than three hundred places of worship?' said Maladict.Strappi stared at him in rage that was incoherent until he managed to touch bottom again. 'Ankh-Morpork is a city', he recovered.
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  9. Terry Pratchett _ Monstrous Regiment

    And a woman by herself is missing a man, while a man by himself is his own master. Trousers. That's the secret. Trousers and a pair of socks. I never dreamed it was like this. Put on trousers and the world changes. We walk different. We act different. I see these girls and I think: Idiot's Get yourself some trousers!
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  10. Terry Pratchett _ Monstrous Regiment

    I am a bundle of suppressed instincts held together with spit and coffee.
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  11. Terry Pratchett _ Monstrous Regiment

    And the new day was a great big fish
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  12. Terry Pratchett _ Monstrous Regiment

    That's the trouble about the good guys and the bad guys! They're all guys!
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