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  1. Janet Evanovich _ Motor Mouth

    We were discussing a grisly double murder and Rodriguez was telling us all this in the same sort of conversational tone a person might use to pass on a favorite lasagna recipe. And I was responding with the same enthusiasm a new cook might show. I was simultaneously horrified and impressed with myself.
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  2. Janet Evanovich _ Motor Mouth

    Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position.
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  3. Janet Evanovich _ Motor Mouth

    And when I was in the trunk, I saw Jesus. And the Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne.
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  4. Janet Evanovich _ Motor Mouth

    God's a busy guy. He don't have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It's early in the morning. He's probably having breakfast with Mrs. God.
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  5. Janet Evanovich _ Motor Mouth

    Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness.
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