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Terry Pratchett
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The Amazing Maurice and His
You can think and you can fight, but the world's always movin', and if you wanna stay ahead you gotta dance."
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The Amazing Maurice and His
Can I ask a question, sir?" said Maurice, as Death turned to go.You May Not Get An Answer."I suppose there isn't a Big Cat in the Sky, is there?"I'm Surprised At You, Maurice. Of Course There Are No Cat Gods. That Would Be Too Much Like...Work.Maurice nodded. One good thing about being a cat, apart from the extra lives, was that the theology was a lot simpler.
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Terry Pratchett
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Here's what I suggest," he said. "You pretend that rats can think, and I'll promise to pretend that humans can think, too.
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Terry Pratchett
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What was the point of education, he thought, if people went out afterward and used it?
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Terry Pratchett
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The thing about stories is you have to pick the ones that last.
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Terry Pratchett
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And our lady friend, she thinks life works like a fairy tale.'Well, that's harmless, isn't it?'Yeah, but in fairy tales, when someone dies... it's just a word.
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Terry Pratchett
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But there was more to it than that. As the Amazing Maurice said, it was just a story about people and rats. And the difficult part of it was deciding who the people were, and who were the rats.
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Terry Pratchett
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People were people, even if they had four legs and had called themselves names like Dangerous Beans, which is the kind of name you gave yourself if you learned to read before you understood what all the words actually meant.
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Terry Pratchett
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The second mouse gets the cheese!
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Terry Pratchett
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Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We know we are. Ever see a cat feed a human? Case proven.
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Terry Pratchett
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Because some stories end, but old stories go on, and you gotta dance to the music if you want to stay ahead"
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The important thing about adventures, thought Mr. Bunnsy, was that they shouldn't be so long as to make you miss mealtimes.
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