The everything box Quotes - QuotesSweet | quotesweet.com

Book: The Everything Box
Quotes of Book: The Everything Box

Richard Kadrey _ The Everything Box
Don't fuck with me, ball sac,
book-quote
Richard Kadrey _ The Everything Box
Maybe he was destined to die under the fading shadow of a plastic dinosaur surrounded by pickpockets, hookers, and panhandlers, but at least he'd never been to Mississippi.
book-quote
Richard Kadrey _ The Everything Box
No, humans are good at growing bones, toenails, and cancer. That's about it."
book-quote
Richard Kadrey _ The Everything Box
He's a little ray of sunshine, your partner." "I look at him as my last training test. Can I work with him long enough without shooting him to get a promotion?
book-quote
Richard Kadrey _ The Everything Box
LAUREL CANYON PERCHED DIRECTLY ABOVE LOS ANGELES, one of the most expensive collections of winding hills and valleys in the country. Luckily, there were roads that twisted up and down the tortured ridges, or the only things that would have been there were hippies, backpackers, prairie dogs, and the occasional mountain lion dining on the aforementioned hippies, backpackers, and prairie dogs. Unfortunately, because of those roads and the billion-dollar real estate, the most common life-forms were douche bags, plastic surgeons, fading film producers, and labradoodles.
book-quote
Richard Kadrey _ The Everything Box
If you ever see me in a matching T-shirt with a woman-any woman-shoot me. Okay?" Morty nodded. "You didn't have to ask. I'd have done it on principle." "Thank you." "I know a cry for help when I see it.
book-quote
Richard Kadrey _ The Everything Box
So, you're the angel of Death?" The angel shook his head, a little embarrassed. "I don't have that honor. In Heaven, I'm the celestial who bears the great golden quills, the silver Chroma, the holy vellums upon which the Lord God inscribes the fate of the universe." Tiras's eyes narrowed. "You're in charge of office supplies. You're the angel of office supplies." The
book-quote