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  1. Douglas Adams _ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the

    One of Zaphod's heads looked away. The other turned round to see what the first was looking at, but it wasn't looking at anything very much.
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  2. Douglas Adams _ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the

    Holy Zarquon, did I ask for an existentialist elevator?
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  3. Douglas Adams _ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the

    And what's happened to the Earth?" "Ah. It's been demolished." "Has it," said Arthur levelly. "Yes. It just boiled away into space." "Look," said Arthur, "I'm a bit upset about that.
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  4. Douglas Adams _ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the

    If you don't open that exit hatch this moment I shall zap straight off to your major data banks and reprogram you with a very large axe, got that?
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  5. Douglas Adams _ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the

    As if relationships between people were susceptible to the same laws that governed the relationships between atoms and molecules.
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  6. Douglas Adams _ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the

    If you ever find you need help again, you know, if you are in trouble, need a hand out of a tight corner, please, don't hesitate to get lost.
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  7. Douglas Adams _ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the

    Time blossomed, matter shrank away. The highest prime number coalesced quietly in a corner and hid itself away for ever.
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  8. Douglas Adams _ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the

    {...}he also had a device which looked rather like a largish electronic calculator. This had about a hundred tiny flat press buttons and a screen about four inches square on which any one of a million "pages" could be summoned at a moment's notice. It looked insanely complicated, and this was one of the reasons why the snug plastic cover it fitted into had the words Don't Panic printed on it in large friendly letters. The other reason was that this device was in fact that most remarkable of all books ever to come out of the great publishing corporations of Ursa Minor - The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The reason why it was published in the form of a micro sub meson electronic component is that if it were printed in normal book form, an interstellar hitch hiker would require several inconveniently large buildings to carry it around in.
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  9. Douglas Adams _ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the

    He had found a Nutri-Matic machine which had provided him with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea. The way it functioned was very interesting. When the Drink button was pressed it made an instant but highly detailed examination of the subject's taste buds, a spectroscopic analysis of the subject's metabolism and then sent tiny experimental signals down the neural pathways to the taste centers of the subject's brain to see what was likely to go down well. However, no one knew quite why it did this because it invariable delivered a cupful of liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea. The Nutri-Matic was designed and manufactured by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation whose complaint department now covers all the major landmasses of the first three planets in the Sirius Tau Star system.
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  10. Douglas Adams _ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the

    the rest of you... keep banging the rocks together
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  11. Douglas Adams _ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the

    The Total Perspective Vortex derives its picture of the whole Universe on the principle of extrapolated matter analyses.To explain - since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way affected by every other piece of matter in the Universe, it is in theory possible to extrapolate the whole of creation - every sun, every planet, their orbits, their composition and their economic and social history from, say, one small piece of fairy cake. The man who invented the Total Perspective Vortex did so basically in order to annoy his wife.
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  12. Douglas Adams _ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the

    I only know as much about myself as my mind can work out under its current conditions. And its current conditions are not good."
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