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  1. Eoin Colfer _ The Time Paradox

    Humm humm haa. Rahmumm humm haa,' chantte Opal ter afronding. 'Vrede in mij, verdraagzaamheid om mij heen, vergeving op mijn pad. Goed Mervall, laat maar zien waar die smerige mens zit, zodat ik hem zijn eigen organen kan laten opvreten.
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  2. Eoin Colfer _ The Time Paradox

    Opal Koboi. Ik wist wel dat er nog een psychotisch element aan dit reisje ontbrak. - Holly
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  3. Eoin Colfer _ The Time Paradox

    Holly... Je hebt me wederom gered.' … 'Natuurlijk heb ik je gered,' zei ze. 'Ik kan toch niet zonder je?
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  4. Eoin Colfer _ The Time Paradox

    Artemis en Holly stonden in hun ondergoed naast elkaar en haakten voorzichtig hun vingers ineen...'Dan verklaar ik jullie hierbij...
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  5. Eoin Colfer _ The Time Paradox

    Ja, dat begrijpen we,' zei Artemis. 'Hoe lang duurt het voor je de betovering geformuleerd hebt?' Nr. 1 beet even op zijn lip. 'Ongeveer net zo lang als jullie tweeën nodig hebben om jullie kleren uit te trekken.' 'Gadver,' zei Artemis, die zich bijna verslikte van verbazing. 'D'Arvit,' vloekte Holly.
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  6. Eoin Colfer _ The Time Paradox

    Probeer je te suggereren dat ik wel eens buiten mijn boekje ga?' vroeg Holly, die van het idee alleen blijkbaar al gruwelde.Foaly gniffelde. 'Ik probeer te suggereren dat je misschien niet zelf een exemplaar van het boekje hebt en dat je het, mocht je er wel een hebben, in elk geval nog nooit hebt opengedaan.
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  7. Eoin Colfer _ The Time Paradox

    Artemis was wearing a pair of red Armani boxer shorts, which were pretty much the same color as his face.
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  8. Eoin Colfer _ The Time Paradox

    Artemis and Holly stood there in their underwear, gingerly locking fingers. They had crossed space and time together, weathered rebellions, and tangled with demented despots. Coughed blood, lost digits, inhaled dwarf fumes, and swapped eyeballs, yet they found holding hands awkward. No1 knew he shouldn't, but he couldn't resist a parting crack. "I now pronounce you . . .
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  9. Eoin Colfer _ The Time Paradox

    Now, my little leech, do your nasty work for Aunt Opal, and I will reward you by squeezing your innards into a bucket." He sighed. "Why are all my best lines wasted on annelids?
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  10. Eoin Colfer _ The Time Paradox

    She cast her eyes toward the heavens. "Help," she cried. And it began to rain diamonds.
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  11. Eoin Colfer _ The Time Paradox

    screens. "You'll be off any second. Remember, try not to touch anything you don't have to. Don't talk to anyone. Don't contact me in the past. I have no desire not to exist." Artemis nodded. "I know. Make as little impact as possible, in case the time paradox theory has some merit." Holly was impatient to get going. "Enough science. Just blast us into the past. We'll bring the monkey back." "Lemur," said Artemis and Foaly together. No1 closed his eyes. When he opened them again they were pure crimson. "Okay, ready to go," he said conversationally. Artemis blinked. He was expecting No1's voice of power to be a bit less squeaky. "Are you sure?" No1 groaned. "I know. It's the voice, isn't it. Not enough gravel. Qwan says I should go for less airy and more fairy. Trust me, I'm ready. Now hold hands." Artemis
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  12. Eoin Colfer _ The Time Paradox

    Holly wanted to be sure she understood what was being said. "So you're saying that Shelly is going to light a fart?" "No, Shelly is going to light the fart. He has stored enough methane to power Haven for a year. There hasn't been a fart like this since the last dwarf tribal gathering.
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