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Book: Tough Shit: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good
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  1. Kevin Smith _ Tough Shit: Life Advice from a

    Like its author, this book is dedicated to Jen Schwalbach - the gorgeous mother of my child, the seductive temptress who keeps me faithful, and the friend I've always had the most fun with. My best friend, even.Also quite like the author, this book is additionally dedicated to Jen Schwalbach asshole.Everything above also applies here, obviously, except the "mother of my child" part: referencing my kid and my wife's brown eye in the same sentiment might come off as crude or something.{And I have a heart: Please don't go telling my kid you read in her old man's book that she's some kinda Butt-Baby. She's gonna have a hard enough time being Silent Bob's daughter - the daughter of the "Too Fat to Fly" guy.Also: Pleas don't tell my daughter I dedicated tge vook to her mother's sphincter. That'd be weird}
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  2. Kevin Smith _ Tough Shit: Life Advice from a

    Why do my movies make people feel so dead inside?
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  3. Kevin Smith _ Tough Shit: Life Advice from a

    I don't have to write to South West buddy. In an hour South West gonna come looking for me!
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  4. Kevin Smith _ Tough Shit: Life Advice from a

    People always ask me if I hate the nuns. Do I make my movies extra dirty to piss them off? I always say no, that's not the point. To a Catholic, a movie is only dirty if it makes you want to have sex more. If it makes you feel sick, disgusted, ashamed of your own body, then it's not a dirty movie at all. It's a Catholic movie. And I make very Catholic movies.
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