Contact
Privacy
Book: Uncle Dynamite
Quotes of Book: Uncle Dynamite
TOP TAGS :midlife-crisiswantmachismoiconsindolencegay-marriagepaternalismfavoritism

  1. P.G. Wodehouse _ Uncle Dynamite

    Too often when a publisher entertains an author at the midday meal a rather sombre note tinges the table talk. The host is apt to sigh a good deal and to choose as the theme of his remarks the hardness of the times, the stagnant condition of the book trade and the growing price of pulp paper. And when his guest tries to cheer him up by suggesting that these disadvantages may be offset by a spirited policy of publicity, he sighs again and says that eulogies of an author's work displayed in the press at the publisher's expense are of little or no value, the only advertising that counts being-how shall he put it-well, what he might perhaps describe as word-of-mouth advertising.
    book-quote

  2. P.G. Wodehouse _ Uncle Dynamite

    She has heard what a loony you are, and she seems to think it may be hereditary. "I hope you are not like your uncle," she keeps saying, with a sort of brooding look in her eye.' 'You must have misunderstood her. "I hope you are like your uncle," she probably said. Or "Do try, darling, to be more like your uncle.
    book-quote

  3. P.G. Wodehouse _ Uncle Dynamite

    You ask me,' a thoughtful Crumpet had once said in the smoking-room of the Drones Club, 'why it is that at the mention of his Uncle Fred's name Pongo Twistleton blenches to the core and calls for a couple of quick ones. I will tell you. It is because this uncle is pure dynamite. Every time he is in Pongo's midst, with the sap running strongly in his veins, he subjects the unfortunate young egg to some soul-testing experience, luring him out into the open and there, right in the public eye, proceeding to step high, wide and plentiful. For though well stricken in years the old blister becomes on these occasions as young as he feels, which seems to be about twenty-two. I don't know if you happen to know what the word "excesses" means, but those are what he invariably commits, when on the loose. Get Pongo to tell you some time about that day they had together at the dog races.
    book-quote

  4. P.G. Wodehouse _ Uncle Dynamite

    I believe, if you played your cards right, you could still marry her, Pongo.' 'Aren't you overlooking the trifling fact that I happen to be engaged to Hermione?' 'Slide out of it.' 'Ha!' 'It is what your best friends would advise. You are a moody, introspective young man, all too prone to look on the dark side of things. I shall never forget you that day at the dog races. Sombre is the only word to describe your attitude as the cop's fingers closed on your coat collar. You
    book-quote

  5. P.G. Wodehouse _ Uncle Dynamite

    Your aunt is the dearest woman in the world, and nobody could be fonder of her than I am, but I sometimes find her presence … what is the word I want … restrictive. She holds, as you know, peculiar views on the subject of my running around loose in London, as she puts it, and this prevents me fulfilling myself.
    book-quote

  6. P.G. Wodehouse _ Uncle Dynamite

    It is madness to come to country houses without one's bottle of Mickey Finns.
    book-quoteuncle-fred

  7. P.G. Wodehouse _ Uncle Dynamite

    I wish people wouldn't tell me I can't do things.
    book-quoteuncle-fred

  8. P.G. Wodehouse _ Uncle Dynamite

    Don't forget that in pushing policemen into duck ponds the follow through is everything.
    book-quoteuncle-fred
Categories