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  1. Louis Sachar _ Wayside School Gets A Little

    Even the book I'm reading to my class," said Miss Zarves. "The author makes fun of teachers!
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  2. Louis Sachar _ Wayside School Gets A Little

    If a donkey could talk, and if the donkey had a sore throat, and if it spoke with a French accent-that was what Mr. Gorf's voice sounded like.
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  3. Louis Sachar _ Wayside School Gets A Little

    No one's ever brought me flowers before," said Mr. Kidswatter. "You may not believe this, Louis, but I don't have many friends." He put his hand on Louis's shoulder. "You're like a son to me," he said."And you're a maggot-infested string bean," muttered Louis."What?" asked Mr. K."I said, you're a magnificent human being.
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  4. Louis Sachar _ Wayside School Gets A Little

    There are two elevators. One is blue. One is red. When you want to go up, you take the blue elevator. When you want to go down, you take the red elevator. It's that simple. It can't go wrong! The blue one only goes up. And the red one only goes down."And so, at last, Wayside School got elevators. A blue one and a red one. They each worked perfectly one time - and never could be used again.
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  5. Louis Sachar _ Wayside School Gets A Little

    What's wrong with Louis?" asked Ron. "Is he sick or something?""Yes," said Jenny. "He's got a real bad disease. And it's spelled L-O-V-E.
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  6. Louis Sachar _ Wayside School Gets A Little

    The bad stuff always rose to the top of the brain.
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  7. Louis Sachar _ Wayside School Gets A Little

    Dana raised her hand. "I learned about exaggeration," she said. "It was all my teacher ever talked about. We had like ten thousand tests on it, and the teacher would kill you if you didn't spell it right." "That's very good, Dana!" said Mrs. Jewls. "You learned your lesson well.
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