Contact
Privacy
Book: Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
Quotes of Book: Weird Things Customers Say in
TOP TAGS :moodyvronskymbtithoughtssecond-comingchristmas-treewelshheart-broken

  1. Jen Campbell _ Weird Things Customers Say in

    CUSTOMER: Hi, I just wanted to ask: did Anne Frank ever write a sequel? BOOKSELLER: ........ CUSTOMER: I really enjoyed her first book. BOOKSELLER: Her diary? CUSTOMER: Yes, the diary. BOOKSELLER: Her diary wasn't fictional. CUSTOMER: Really? BOOKSELLER: Yes... She really dies at the end – that's why the diary finishes. She was taken to a concentration camp. CUSTOMER: Oh... that's terrible. BOOKSELLER: Yes, it was awful - CUSTOMER: I mean, it's such a shame, you know? She was such a good writer.
    book-quote

  2. Jen Campbell _ Weird Things Customers Say in

    Customer: Did Charles Dickens ever write anything fun?
    book-quote
Categories