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Fannie Flagg
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Welcome to the World, Baby
… Poor little old human beings-they're jerked into this world without having any idea where they came from or what it is they are supposed to do, or how long they have to do it in. Or where they are gonna wind up after that. But bless their hearts, most of them wake up every morning and keep on trying to make some sense out of it. Why, you can't help but love them, can you? I just wonder why more of them aren't as crazy as betsy bugs." -Aunt Elner, 1978
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Fannie Flagg
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Welcome to the World, Baby
But you soon find out they don't want to meet you, they want you to meet them.
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Fannie Flagg
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Welcome to the World, Baby
Every woman wants to get married and have children.
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Fannie Flagg
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Welcome to the World, Baby
Well, they are trying to get rid of Christianity and once they do that, then you watch. Our taxes will go up and they'll take all our guns away and the next thing you know, a communist or a socialist will get in the White House and then it will be all over.
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Fannie Flagg
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Welcome to the World, Baby
Marry a nearsighted man and you'll never look old.
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Fannie Flagg
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Welcome to the World, Baby
You got some idealist idea about man being some noble creature … and all this crap about how we can change human nature. You can't change it, you're beating your head against a brick wall. People have had a couple of million years to change and they ain't changed yet, have they?
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Fannie Flagg
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Welcome to the World, Baby
You think people are some kind of pure, white feathered birds flying in the clouds. They're not. They're pigs and they love to wallow in the mud and dirt.
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Fannie Flagg
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Welcome to the World, Baby
Remember, if people talk behind your back, it only that you are two steps ahead of them.
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Fannie Flagg
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Welcome to the World, Baby
you can't have compassion unless you have a certain loyalty to the human race.
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Fannie Flagg
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Welcome to the World, Baby
When she finally was able to order a martini, the first sip nearly knocked her head off. It was so strong. And how surprised she was that scotch tasted more like iodine than butterscotch candy. Two of the great disappointments in her life.
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Fannie Flagg
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Welcome to the World, Baby
Because any idiot can get married and have children; that's no great accomplishment.
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Fannie Flagg
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Welcome to the World, Baby
Poor little old human beings – they're jerked into this world without having any idea where they came from or what it is they are supposed to do, or how long they have to do it in. Or where they are gonna wind up after that. But bless their hearts, most of them wake up every morning and keep on trying to make some sense out of it. Why, you can't help but love them, can you? I just wonder why more of them aren't as crazy as betsy bugs. " Aunt Elner, 1978
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