My wife married me when the odds were that I'd be a house-painting bouncer for the rest of my days. She has stuck by me through that with nothing but love and support.

I know she would want me to still do what I'm doing, because she kept me going a lot of times when I'd almost lose interest in getting out on the road.

All my friends are fat.

Love is not blind. Romance is. Romance is the most dangerous thing. Romance is like an illusion. It shows you things, and you hear things that don't exist.

Make that extra effort for every relationship. Whether it's with your parents, your children, your husband or your friends. It makes a difference to them. I try to give my kids a lot of solo time...

Girls rejected me a lot.

I feel some people are not meant to be together but that doesn't mean they are bad.

I am a much happier 27-year-old than I was at 20 years old. I am so fortunate because I have an amazing family, amazing friends and a great support system.

Different people bring out different aspects of one's personality.

I'm just grateful for the kind of experience I've had, and the people I've been able to work with.

I think you just have to take the bad with the good and you're going to get hurt more, but it's worth it.

I'm good at many, many things, but the one thing I've never been good at is relationships.

Men act out like they're horrified by marriage, but when they find the woman of their dreams, they love it.

There is something about sex that always brings out the funny in me. I think it's because we make such fools of ourselves over it.

My parents had a Boston terrier, but we never became friends.

I'm a daddy's girl.

I don't necessarily want people to know all my intimate feelings about Tracey.

It's a difficult question of relations between people.

My novels are often about people who are in love or attracted to each other.

Like I said, I've got too much respect for women to marry them, but that doesn't mean you can't support them emotionally and financially.

It's very different than it used to be. I think everybody has a lot more experience in how to be in a relationship - whether it's a marriage or a significant other or a business or a friend.

There are two types of women out there: there's the kind of woman who finds something nice and likes to keep it to herself, and then there's the other type, which is me, who wants to share.

When I was 20, I moved up to Boston with my girlfriend, who's now my wife. She went to grad school, and I met a bunch of cool friends there.

I've dealt with a lot of couples over the years, and most cite the battle for closet and bathroom space as one of the most frequent causes of marital discord.

Because I sleep with him he asked me to audition, you know?

When we started Airbnb, I had no idea about the people we would meet or the friendships I would make.

People are inclined to say that I am Ramona. I'm not sure that's true, but I did share some experiences with her.

I was always making new friends, then losing them.

I love hanging out with friends and family.

Suspicion is far more to be wrong than right; more often unjust than just. It is no friend to virtue, and always an enemy to happiness.