I like beer.

I was suited for fame, and I mean that in the most non-egocentric way. I don't mind gearing my life towards privacy. It's my nature.

I love comedy, but more than that, I love comedy that has a message and that has some stakes.

I'm not a player; I'm an alien.

There is always going to be another game and another day.

I feel as if I've been to Miami a million times because I do so many cruises out of Miami.

I definitely don't want to do anything associated with the NFL.

I am an originalist, to begin with. So, I am a constitutional conservative. I believe that the Constitution enshrines some universal ideals that make our country strong and that are consistent with...

I think you just have to take the bad with the good and you're going to get hurt more, but it's worth it.

I can remember every outfit I wore to every party going back to 1983.

I've never used ethnic music as decoration for profit.

Writers are rememberers.

Sometimes it's tempting to go for more clickbait or go cover more controversial topics, or just find a gimmick that'll get more people to click.

I would love to do a dramatic comedy. All of that, it all interests me. At some point I want to do my 'Monster,' like Charlize Theron, so I'm buckling up for that.

Perjury before Congress is perjury to the American people and an affront to the fundamental principles of our republic and the rule of law. Such behavior cannot be tolerated.

Most people have this protective view of the presidency. Anybody who holds the office is always gonna get the benefit of the doubt unless the media spends four years destroying them like they did...

Horror's just better in a room full of people that are just freaking out.

Following the Dobbs decision overturning Roe v. Wade, we have seen court after court attempt to strip away access to safe, effective abortion treatment and reproductive health care.

Personally I support 14,000 kids in Zambia - I feed and clothe them - but I don't hold press conferences about it. I don't do it so you'll think what a nice person I am; it's private.

It's not a secret that Ted Cruz isn't my first choice for the Republican nomination for president. His smug Poindexter affect, his smarm, sanctimony, and general derpiness all grate on me. There's no...

I'd be absolutely happy to go back and make a smaller picture. I never want my choices to be dictated by budget. That's one of the reasons why I take so much pride in being able to make films for $2...

During the summer of 2009, conservative activists turned up the heat on Democratic politicians to protest the innovation-destroying, liberty-usurping Obamacare mandate. In the summer of 2012, it's...

Never try to copy other writers, and never try to have a formula. It has to come from your heart and soul.

When karma lands, it lands hard.

The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

'The Watch' is first and foremost a comedy, but since I got to shoot the film using elements from the sci-fi genre, I wanted to make sure the alien didn't look goofy. I got to make a real alien that...

Fourth is the worst position to finish. You just missed the podium.

I represented women with unplanned pregnancies from age 14 to 40, and they range from living in their car to living in the nicest neighborhoods in town.

I've never had time for friends. I've always worked too hard.

My role is what I make it to be. That's just playing the right way, being a good teammate and hopefully everything else takes care of itself.