Buck Nance used Lane Coolman's phone to call Krystal. 'Baby, I'm coming home soon,' he said.
'Who's this?'
'Aw, don't be like that.'
'Wait... now I remember," said his wife. 'You're the scumbag husband who keeps a whore on the side.'
'She's just another stalker. I swear to Christ.'
'Is Miracle her real name or is that what her pimp tagged her with?'
'She's a total psycho, Krystal. You can't believe a word she-'
The line went dead.
'Who's this?'
'Aw, don't be like that.'
'Wait... now I remember," said his wife. 'You're the scumbag husband who keeps a whore on the side.'
'She's just another stalker. I swear to Christ.'
'Is Miracle her real name or is that what her pimp tagged her with?'
'She's a total psycho, Krystal. You can't believe a word she-'
The line went dead.
( Carl Hiaasen )
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