Fifteen minutes later I was dressed in four-inch FMPs {short for "fuck-me pumps," because when you walked around in them you looked like Whorehouse Wonder Bitch}. I shimmied into a low-cut black knit dress that was bought with the intent of losing five pounds, gunked up my eyes with a lot of black mascara and beefed up my cleavage by stuffing Nerf balls into my bra. Ranger was parked on Roebling, half a block from the funeral home. He didn't turn when I pulled to the curb, but I saw his eyes on me in the rearview mirror. He was smiling when I slid
( Janet Evanovich )
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