I am a seeker of knowledge!' Odin announced. 'This has always been true. I hung...

I am a seeker of knowledge!' Odin announced. 'This has always been true. I hung from the World Tree for nine days and nights, racked with pain, in order to discover the secret of runes. I stood in line in a blizzard for six days to discover the sorcery of the smartphone.'
'What?' I muttered.
Blitzen coughed. 'Just roll with it.