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I opened the show with this line: "I have decided to give the greatest...
Author:
Steve Martin
Book:
Born Standing Up: A Comic's
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Published at:
8 years ago
I opened the show with this line: "I have decided to give the greatest performance of my life! Oh, wait, sorry, that's tomorrow night."
( Steve Martin )
[ Born Standing Up: A Comic's ]
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