I've seen you around Fairfield High. I go there," says a short white guy, about...

I've seen you around Fairfield High. I go there," says a short white guy, about my age. The dork is wearing a coral-colored golf shirt and white pants, as if he came from a golf tournament with a bunch of senior citizens.
White Guy tries to look cool, but with that coral shirt…man, looking cool is the least of his problems.