Book:    Early Crimes
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It's about this girl who was married three times and was still a virgin. Know how she managed that? First she married a midget, see, and he was too small. Next she married a preacher, and he was too religious. Then she married a small-town cop, and he couldn't find it.

( Max Allan Collins )
[ Early Crimes ]
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