It would seem to be an inexorable law of Nature that no man shall shine at both ends. If he has a high forehead and a thirst for wisdom, his fox-trotting {if any} shall be as the staggerings of the drunken; while, if he is a good dancer, he is nearly always petrified from the ears upward.
( P.G. Wodehouse )
[ The Man with Two Left Feet and ]
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