Mrs. Neverbody's Recipe for Making Crocodile Tears To a slice of hanky-panky Add some artificial cranky. Moisten well with canned boo-hoo. Flavor with a spoof or two. Drip this slowly-as it falls Roll it into little bawls. If you're careful, while they're cooling You can spread on only-fooling. {This recipe is not worthwhile Unless you are a crocodile.}"
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