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Now, Mr. Shaughnessy, remember what happened the last time your wife got jealous...
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Leslie Kelly
Book:
SEAL of My Dreams
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Now, Mr. Shaughnessy, remember what happened the last time your wife got jealous of your flirting? She exchanged your denture cream for hemorrhoidal ointment.
( Leslie Kelly )
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