So she's wipin spunk offay her face, gaun aw fuckin panicky, `Whae wis that, wis...

So she's wipin spunk offay her face, gaun aw fuckin panicky, `Whae wis that, wis that ma dad?`
`Fuckin durty pervert sneakin up oan cunts like that,` ah goes.
So she goes aw that fuckin ice-cauld, frigid, huffey wey, but fuck her, ye need a wee bit ay fuckin romance at Christmas.