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We are not passing values on to our children. We are not sitting down at the dinner table talking about the tiny things that add up to caring human beings.

My aunts still try to fatten me up.

I always think this is a team sport.

All you need in the world is love and laughter. That's all anybody needs. To have love in one hand and laughter in the other.

I'll be Spider-Man. I'm just kidding, I love Tom Holland.

As a viewer, the minute I start getting confused, I check out of the movie. Emotionally, I'm severed.

I'm real. I believe what I'm saying. If Motel 6 wasn't the type of operation they say it is - and I stay at them when I travel - I wouldn't do their commercials. That comes through on the radio, and...

I get plenty of credit out on the road.

I'm much nicer in person than on Twitter.

The soldiers at the DMZ are all very young, and I feel guilty about that.

I don't remember writing anything until I wrote my college application.

Rock bands are not exactly magnets of functional people.

The fans want a nice game, and when not everything goes so well, they have every right to boo.

My dream when I was younger was that my parents could watch me on television.

I saw people, and I can't name them of course, that maybe were skeptical at first that were really sold on Donald Trump.

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

I gave it my body and mind, but I have kept my soul.

Truth engenders hatred of truth. As soon as it appears, it is the enemy.

I am ready to debate how we fight terrorism without giving up our liberty.

The whole purpose of books is that we read them, and if you find you can't, it might not be your inadequacy that's to blame. 'Good' books can be pretty awful sometimes.

'Simplifying' the tax code is a priority mainly for people who make enough money to want to avoid paying taxes, and who make their money by means unorthodox enough to make avoiding taxes possible and...

My view is that comic books are meant to be long-form stories. They're meant to be novels.

You can solve problems, but the solutions don't always have to be elaborate or expensive.

It has always been a goal of mine to climb Kilimanjaro, so that's definitely happening, and I may write a memoir about it. When I was 25, I tried to trek to Everest Base Camp, but I got sick and ended...

Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: 'We think we're important enough to charge money for our garbage.'

Prosecutors are all used to persons who commit fraud making wild accusations when they're caught.

Once a week, I used to treat myself to three parottas with the pocket money I saved. It tasted so good, and I loved eating it soaked in salna.

As Laurel Van Ness, it's so much fun, and with that comes a creative outlet. You can be who you want to be and be that particular character. I'm so thankful that Impact allows me to do that.

To me, if people really want to improvise, get into classes and learn.

I was at a place called Mukteshwar. I have a property there and the best part about it is that you can see the Himalayan mountain ranges from there. Also, there's a lot of wildlife around my house....

I think comedy directors tend to feel a need to justify the bad behavior, and I just never think that. I like bad behavior, I've always liked bad behavior, I'm a fan of bad behavior, and I don't think...

Pregnancy is treated like an illness in some sections of our society.

Every generation gets the Tiny Tim it deserves.