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Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls,...
Author:
Emily Giffin
Book:
The One & Only
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Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on!
( Emily Giffin )
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