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Yo mama is so fat… she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time...
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Johnny B. Laughing
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Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+
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Yo mama is so fat… she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
( Johnny B. Laughing )
[ Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ ]
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