- I want you to steal a corpse from the morgue. Another did not say ... "I'm done," I said. If the amount is interesting enough, tomorrow I will leave on your threshold and the corpse of Abraham Lincoln with the morning newspaper. That's what she wanted to hear. - How does a thousand dollars sound to you? the lady asked. "For a thousand dollars," I said, "I will get a whole cemetery."

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In the narrative, a character is approached by a woman with a peculiar request: she wants him to steal a corpse from the morgue. This strange proposition sets the tone for a dialogue filled with dark humor and absurdity. The protagonist, feeling unenthusiastic about the idea, wittily suggests that if the payment were substantial, he would bring her the corpse of Abraham Lincoln along with a morning newspaper.

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