Battles in Micronesia were so pitched and bloody that Gilbertese warriors would outfit themselves head to foot with doormat-thick armor fashioned from coconut hulls. On top of the significant humiliation of making one's entrance onto the battlefield looking like an enormous macramé planter was the fact that the armor was so bulky that it required the assistance of several squires to help maneuver you.
The conflicts in Micronesia were intense and brutal, leading Gilbertese warriors to create heavy armor made from thick coconut hulls. This type of protection was not only cumbersome but also added an element of embarrassment, as the warriors resembled oversized decorative planters when fully dressed for battle. Manuvering in such attire was difficult, necessitating assistance from multiple squires to help them navigate the battlefield.
The combination of heavy armor and the need for support illustrated the extremes to which these warriors went to prepare for combat, highlighting both the seriousness of their battles and the unconventional, often humorous aspects of their warrior culture. The challenges presented by their armor exemplified the lengths to which they would go in the face of conflict, adding a layer of complexity to understanding their warfare practices.
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