Hermes rolled his eyes. Surely you've seen network TV lately. It's clear they don't know whether they're coming or going. That's because Janus is in charge of programming. He loves ordering new shows and cancelling them after two episodes. God of beginnings and endings, after all. Anyway, I was bringing him some magic doormats, and I was double-parked-You have to worry about double-parking?Will you let me tell the story?Sorry.
In a whimsical exchange, Hermes expresses his frustration with current network television, implying that the erratic programming decisions reflect the influence of Janus, the god associated with new beginnings and endings. He points out the absurdity of shows being hastily ordered and canceled, showcasing a lack of direction in the industry. Hermes hints that Janus's chaotic nature is at play in the entertainment world.
As Hermes continues, he explains his predicament while bringing magic doormats to Janus. His conversation is interrupted with questions about whether he should be concerned about double-parking, illustrating the playful and casual tone of their dialogue. This back-and-forth highlights both the challenges faced by Hermes and the humorous dynamic of their interaction.
