I have $211 and it doesn't make any sense.
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In "Theft by Finding: Diaries 1977-2002," David Sedaris shares his personal experiences and observations over the years, reflecting on the absurdities of life. His sharp wit and humor shine through as he navigates various situations, often highlighting the peculiarities of human behavior and society around him. The quote "I have $211 and it doesn't make any sense" encapsulates this theme, revealing the confusion and irony that can accompany everyday circumstances.

Through his diary entries, Sedaris captures the essence of his thoughts during different life stages, blending humor with introspection. This particular line suggests a deeper commentary on the unpredictability of life and finances, prompting readers to think about their own understanding of value and meaning. Sedaris’s work encourages a connection with readers who may find themselves in similar perplexing situations.

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I have $211 and it doesn't make any sense.
David Sedaris Theft by Finding: Diaries 1977-2002
I have $211 and it doesn't make any sense.
A few hours laterDad called again. The vet had put his Great Dane, Sophie, on antibiotics, and, figuring it was all basically the same thing, he had started taking them. I'm just not sure of the dose, he said. Lisa then called me. Can you believe this? I thought she was upset that her father was taking pills meant for a dog, and then I remembered who I was talking to. I mean, how is Sophie supposed to get better when Dad is taking all her medicine? I just don't think that's right.
David Sedaris Theft by Finding: Diaries 1977-2002
A few hours laterDad called again. The vet had put his Great Dane, Sophie, on antibiotics, and, figuring it was all basically the same thing, he had started taking them. I'm just not sure of the dose, he said. Lisa then called me. Can you believe this? I thought she was upset that her father was taking pills meant for a dog, and then I remembered who I was talking to. I mean, how is Sophie supposed to get better when Dad is taking all her medicine? I just don't think that's right.
We passed a gun shop advertising a "Blowout Sale.While listening to a country music station,we heard a talk/song narrated by our flag. "I flew proudly at Iwo Jima and the blustering deserts of Kuwait, anywhere freedom is threatened, you will find me.
David Sedaris Theft by Finding: Diaries 1977-2002
We passed a gun shop advertising a "Blowout Sale.While listening to a country music station,we heard a talk/song narrated by our flag. "I flew proudly at Iwo Jima and the blustering deserts of Kuwait, anywhere freedom is threatened, you will find me.
Randall, the gay alcoholic in the house next door, boldly peeps through my windows. 'Boy, you sure rock in that chair a lot,' he said last week, his face pressed against my screen. This time I was lying on my bed with Katherine's cats. I'm watching them while she's out of town. I can be very mushy, and he watched me kissing them and saying that all the other cats in the neighborhood were jealous of their beauty.
David Sedaris Theft by Finding: Diaries 1977-2002
Randall, the gay alcoholic in the house next door, boldly peeps through my windows. 'Boy, you sure rock in that chair a lot,' he said last week, his face pressed against my screen. This time I was lying on my bed with Katherine's cats. I'm watching them while she's out of town. I can be very mushy, and he watched me kissing them and saying that all the other cats in the neighborhood were jealous of their beauty.
After a year, you realize it takes time to rail against injustice, time you might better spend questioning fondue or describing those ferrets you couldn't afford. Unless, of course, social injustice is you thing, in which case- knock yourself out. The point is to find out who you are and to be true to that person. Because so often you can't. Won't people turn away if they know the real me? you wonder.
David Sedaris Theft by Finding: Diaries 1977-2002
After a year, you realize it takes time to rail against injustice, time you might better spend questioning fondue or describing those ferrets you couldn't afford. Unless, of course, social injustice is you thing, in which case- knock yourself out. The point is to find out who you are and to be true to that person. Because so often you can't. Won't people turn away if they know the real me? you wonder.
I once considered suing Farrah Fawcett for invasion of privacy. Hardly a day passed when I didn't see her on a magazine cover, an ad, a poster. She was destroying my life, but now she's OK.
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I once considered suing Farrah Fawcett for invasion of privacy. Hardly a day passed when I didn't see her on a magazine cover, an ad, a poster. She was destroying my life, but now she's OK.
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