I would sooner have bowel surgery in the woods with a stick.
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In "In a Sunburned Country," Bill Bryson humorously conveys his experiences traveling through Australia, highlighting both the beauty and the hazards of the landscape. His vivid descriptions capture the essence of the vast, often unforgiving terrain, which is home to a variety of unique wildlife and striking natural features. Throughout the book, Bryson's witty observations reveal his deep appreciation for the country, despite its challenges.

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I bought a morning newspaper and found my way into a café. It always amazes me how seldom visitors bother with local papers. Personally I can think of nothing more exciting-certainly nothing you could do in a public place with a cup of coffee-than to read newspapers from a part of the world you know almost nothing about.
Bill Bryson In a Sunburned Country
I bought a morning newspaper and found my way into a café. It always amazes me how seldom visitors bother with local papers. Personally I can think of nothing more exciting-certainly nothing you could do in a public place with a cup of coffee-than to read newspapers from a part of the world you know almost nothing about.
Just to ease you into a sense of perspective here, Australia is the least wooded continent {Antarctica excluded, of course} and yet it is also the world's largest exporter of woodchips
Bill Bryson In a Sunburned Country
Just to ease you into a sense of perspective here, Australia is the least wooded continent {Antarctica excluded, of course} and yet it is also the world's largest exporter of woodchips
Life in Australia would go on and I would hear nothing, because once you leave Australia, Australia ceases to be. What a strange, sad thought that is.
Bill Bryson In a Sunburned Country
Life in Australia would go on and I would hear nothing, because once you leave Australia, Australia ceases to be. What a strange, sad thought that is.
We were looking for the "real" outback where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
Bill Bryson In a Sunburned Country
We were looking for the "real" outback where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
An expedition was organized at once, but despite the most scrupulous searching no one could find the Cape Arid colony. Subsequent searches came up equally empty-handed. Almost half a century later, when word got out that a team of American scientists was planning to search for the ant, almost certainly with the kind of high-tech gadgetry that would make the Australians look amateurish and underorganized, government scientists in Canberra decided to make one final, pre-emptive effort to find the ants alive. So a party of them set off in convoy across the country.
Bill Bryson In a Sunburned Country
An expedition was organized at once, but despite the most scrupulous searching no one could find the Cape Arid colony. Subsequent searches came up equally empty-handed. Almost half a century later, when word got out that a team of American scientists was planning to search for the ant, almost certainly with the kind of high-tech gadgetry that would make the Australians look amateurish and underorganized, government scientists in Canberra decided to make one final, pre-emptive effort to find the ants alive. So a party of them set off in convoy across the country.
I would sooner have bowel surgery in the woods with a stick.
Bill Bryson In a Sunburned Country
I would sooner have bowel surgery in the woods with a stick.
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Arisha noticed that all the greenery and trees were dying the more they walked on. They finally arrived at a large clearing of a hidden valley. But it was desert like, bounded by the foothills of the mountains on one side and the dry rocky bluffs on the other. It seemed strange to Arisha. It seemed like a little pocket of dry desert death in the midst of an otherwise lively area. She stopped, stunned by the sight before her.
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