The quote humorously suggests that if Jean Valjean, the protagonist of Victor Hugo's "Les Misérables," had a competent lawyer, his story would have been much shorter. The lawyer implies that the legal system is efficient enough to quickly resolve minor offenses, such as stealing a loaf of bread, illustrating the absurdity of Valjean's lengthy struggles with the law.
This commentary, drawn from Paul Beatty's "The Sellout," highlights the complexities of justice and morality within society. It points out that many narratives, particularly those involving the underdog, could be significantly diminished if practical legal representation were involved. The juxtaposition emphasizes the dramatic tension in Valjean's plight while also critiquing systemic injustices that extend beyond mere legal matters.