It is Hugh's birthday, and the narrator finds himself in a New York restaurant with him, anticipating their meals. Hugh looks distinguished in his customary suit and sweater, while the narrator reflects on his own attire. His own belongings are limited to just a few personal items, underscoring a contrast in their situations. The jacket he wears, lent by the restaurant's maître d', adds a humorous touch, as it seems more suited for someone in a completely different setting.

This scene sets a playful tone as Sedaris captures the nuances of their friendship and the social dynamics at play. The absurdity of borrowing a jacket while celebrating a special occasion creates a lighthearted moment that emphasizes the narrator's awareness of his surroundings. It highlights the whimsical nature of life and how even small details can make significant impressions during meaningful moments.