In a diary entry dated June 3, 1987, David Sedaris shares an intriguing experience where he discovers a folded $50 bill in his building's foyer. Upon examining it, he finds the bill is not just cash; it is packed with cocaine, creating an unexpected windfall worth a total of $130. This discovery piques his curiosity and humor as he imagines the implications of finding such money each day.

Through this entry, Sedaris highlights the absurdity and irony of his situation, playfully contemplating the idea of not needing to find employment if he could consistently stumble upon cash like this. His reflections blend dark humor with a real-life dilemma, showcasing his unique observational style and the blend of the mundane with the bizarre.