On the way here, I stopped in the office of a block captain who wanted to tell me about an inmate who was caught with two boxes of staples, a pencil sharpener, sharpener blades, and three jumbo binder rings in his rectum. He became known as "OD," for Office Depot. They never found out what he intended to do with the stuff.
In her book "Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal," author Mary Roach shares a humorous anecdote about an inmate who was caught attempting to smuggle office supplies inside his body. The inmate came to be referred to as "OD," a playful nod to Office Depot, due to the unusual nature of his contraband, which included items like staples and a pencil sharpener.
Despite the bizarre circumstances, the true intentions behind his actions remain a mystery, leaving everyone to speculate about what he planned to do with the stapler and binder rings. This story reflects Roach's knack for blending humor with fascinating insights into the human body and behavior.
