The crematorium was a busy place and the parking spaces were needed, I supposed. I'm not sure I'd like to be burned. I think I might like to be fed to zoo animals. It would be both environmentally friendly and a lovely treat for the larger carnivores. Could you request that? I wondered. I made a mental note to write to the WWF in order to find out.

📖 Gail Honeyman

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The speaker reflects on the crowded crematorium, contemplating the purpose of the busy scene and the necessity for parking. They express uncertainty about the idea of being cremated and instead consider an unconventional alternative—being fed to zoo animals. This thought presents a more appealing and eco-friendly option in their mind.

The speaker's whimsical consideration reveals a desire for a unique end-of-life scenario that could also benefit wildlife. They even plan to reach out to the World Wildlife Fund to explore whether such a request could be feasible, showcasing a blend of humor and curiosity in their approach to mortality.

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