"There sure are a lot of stairs. Holy crap, will these things ever end? Seriously? MORE STAIRS? This is ridiculous. I'm never buying a house with stairs."
The character is overwhelmed by the number of stairs and expresses frustration at the seemingly endless ascent. They jokingly wish to avoid stairs entirely in the future, even suggesting a preference for homes with only gradual inclines rather than actual steps, highlighting their strong dislike for stairs in a humorous tone.